I have a synopsis! Granted, it's in bullet points.
And, um, for the wrong book.
I should be able to explain this. You see, I have a writing accountability partner, and if I don't write she's going to kill me.
And how come you didn't think this synopsis would count? Hmmmmm??
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...it made sense when I thought it........?
Yeah, sure it did, dear. I think you're just doing anything you can to keep away from your important, soon-to-be-queried synopsis.
*wide-eyed* What? Why on earth would I do that?